Can Purell be used as lube?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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