You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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