Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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