He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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