I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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