Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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