That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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