So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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