You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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