I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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