So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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