i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Two words: blizzard sex
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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