my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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