you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So much rum. So many feels.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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