do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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