Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
