Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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