I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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