Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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