I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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