Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
