I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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