I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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