Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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