He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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