My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.