Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We just shotgunned beers for America
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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