No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You ate ashes out of my bong
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