C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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