would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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