There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he was CRYING into my vagina
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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