Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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