Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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