New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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