i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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