found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Boobs are out for the taking
the liver wants what the liver wants
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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