I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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