Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All the doctor said was why
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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