Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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