i jhust puked up my retainher.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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