I love black thongs
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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