It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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