nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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