Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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