I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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