So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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