Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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