i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have demons in me.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
