I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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