So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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