Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
third nipple confirmed
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
