So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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