he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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